Taft High School

noun; a school for wannabe gangbangers, dropouts, drug addicts, and hoes. your parents only let you go there because of the IB program. lit ass hoco though. OH and also the security guards stay sniffing you out for any drugs with the metal detectors up all the time.

Person A: hey, what school do you go to?
Person B: no where special, just Taft High School.

45👍 4👎

The William Howard Taft

It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.

1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"

"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"

2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."

"So what'd you do?"

"I gave her the William Howard Taft"

(high five)

9👍 2👎

Rae Castagno Taft

Rae Taft a celebrity that is born in Las Vegas Nevada that lives in Los Angeles California instagram famous with over 100K fans and associates with the kardashions, Tayler Holder and his family.

Johnathon: Did you see Rae Castagno Taft I saw her at the beach ?
Nathan: Yes I did she walked up to me at the same beach two days ago and complimented my outfit and I ask her for a photo with her

Johnathon: really? What’s she like in person
Nathan: Rae Castagno Taft has the kindest soul your ever meet and she’s famous look at the photos we room together!
Johnathon: that’s so amazing I’m jealous.

25👍 12👎

Taft Boarding School

There are very strange teachers here. The kids are actually valid as fuck. The campus is very nice and green just like my ass. We all love each other here, maybe too much if you know what I mean... We get a shit ton of homework but we are smart as hell. Obviously way better that Hotchkiss. No places for girls named Kyle because thats just fucking weird. If you are not from America, you can still come AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

i Love My school. Its called Taft Boarding School. I am so glad I am here instead of Choate or Hotchkiss.

5👍 1👎

Taft dat ass

When you’re trying to have sex in a bathtub and end up getting stuck because you’re too old and your bathtub is too small.

I knew better than to have marital relations in such a precarious position. He said he wanted to “tap dat ass,” but after getting stuck, it was more like “taft dat ass.”

Taft High School

The best and worst school in Chicago. There’s no rules here and the freshman academy gets so lit. Varsity campus too tho. Fire hoco. Imdontai reacted to a video from it.

random: “what school do you go to”
me: “taft high school”
them: “ew” *blocks*

5👍 5👎

Taft Educational Campus

the grossest fucking campus ever. there’s 6 schools in it. new directions— for the autistic kids, bca— they all end up as dropouts, business— a bunch of ugly sluts who think they ass fat, medical science— they don’t even talk not gonna lie, claremont— spanish speaking ugly fucks who don’t know any english, and dreamyard— nerdy ass roblox-playing ugly motherfuckers who think they talented. everyone in that building is dumb retarted, and it’s probably the worst high school in the bronx. guys sag everywhere and girls have stank ass coochies. kids make out in the halls, and the school has the most fake bisexual girls in the world. every girl and even some guys will suck dick there, and everyone’s a big ass hoe.

girl one: oh, new boyfriend? what school does he do to?
girl two: bronx collegiate, it’s in taft educational campus
girl one: oh sweets he’s cheating.
—————————————————————————
boy one: i got a bitch i’m fuckin her tmrw yo!
all his friends: where she go to school?
boy one: claremont international
friends: take a clothespin and put it on your nose man cus her coochie boutta STANK.

3👍 3👎