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The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.
Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!
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the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole
on the birthday card i gave to my brother:
"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"
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a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.
Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.
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A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.
It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.
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A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.
Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.
Last seen taking stock of himself.
Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.
NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.
"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"
"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"
"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"
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