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Someone who gets in your way and stops you in the flow of life. Kind of like a cock blocker.
"Shit, stop being a tampon!" or " I cant stand it when you come in here and disrupt me when I am in the flow, stop being a tampon!"
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a delicious cotton pad wrapped in cotton candy that when taken out of coochie is soaked in fruit punch flavored blood, and then eaten by the girl who used it😏😏
her tampon looked 😋
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M: Honey lets have sex
F: We can't this week i'm on the rag
M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge
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A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.
Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.
Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.
9👍 8👎
A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.
Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!
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someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)
overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"
8👍 8👎