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M: Honey lets have sex
F: We can't this week i'm on the rag
M: Fart!! tampons are the ultimate fun sponge
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A reservist in the military. They meet for duty once a month.
Ted: Did Daniel get kicked out of the Marines? Because he has a full beard now.
Bill: Oh, no he's a tampon, so he has to shave one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer.
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A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.
Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!
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someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)
overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"
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Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
Called Tampons because every pussy has one.
Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
Hot chick: Because Civic's are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.
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Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.
That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon
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