Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.

Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.

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Tarzan Fuck

An act of sexual intercourse so soul-shakingly passionate it results in a tarzan-like moan from the male participant.

Devon: Come with me.
*20 minutes later*
Max: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo....
Josh: Goddamnit, I understand it's great that she's giving it to him so good its turned into a Tarzan Fuck, but it's gonna keep us up all night!

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tubesteak tarzan

Homosexual.

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

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wikipedia tarzan

Someone who jumps from page to page on wikipedia forgetting their original search in the pursuit of knowledge.

Boris: So whats the population of Hyvinkää?
Carl: no idea but, did you know that there are twenty different dialects of swedish?
Boris: wtf why are you such a wikipedia tarzan?

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fat tarzan

A person with long hair who is swole and sexy but doesn't have a 6 pack.

Look how big fat tarzan is he's so muscular and sexy but all he misses is a 6 pack he looks a little fat

Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.

Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.

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Tarzan Boy

A very homosexual song by Baltimora. Used in many YTMNDs and some Listerine commercials.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

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