telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.

Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?

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telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

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Public Telephone

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

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telephone booth

public toilet/changing room

He pissed in the telephone booth

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telephone sideye

telephone sideye is giving a sideye whilst on the telephone. when something is very shocking or surprising

“amber, thats a bombastic sideeye, telephone sideye 😒📞”

“leave me alone ayesha”

Pop's telephone

Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.

Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.

telephone boxing

Where you quite simply stand in a telephone box staring creepily at passers by. Using the telephone is not needed as the point of this skill is todisturp and make other people feel uncomfortable.

'Shit that guy was telephone boxing me!"
"Lets go telephone box the shit out of some unsuspecting punters"