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1) A sexy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream.
2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.
1) Man, I sure am horny for some testy waffles.
2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.
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An organic receptical found between the gooch and penile cylinder in male mamals.
Within it are often found two gonads which endeaver to produce love-caviar.
"Would you care to dip my testi-sachel into your mouth?"
"Please let go of my testi-sachel, it hurts when you crunch it."
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When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.
"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"
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what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while
I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."
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When a woman leaves her legs for 2 weeks without shaving, and uses them to tickle her boyfriend's balls
Greg: "catherine hadn't shaved her legs in ages. I thought it was a turn off but then she gave me a tarantula testi tickle, that was amazing"
The Terantula testi tickle aka the triple T
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Latin phrase which means "Why do you cry, witness?" but also means "Come in penis, testicle" when transliterated to Bulgarian.
Latin Teacher: Cur fles Testis??
Bulgarian student: But we barely know each other ma'am!
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Not to be confused with a "Test Call" (which in telephony, is a telephone call made to diagnose a problem or prove/disprove a fault), a "Testy Call" is a call made begrudgingly to placate someone else speaking bollocks when they claim a line isn't working.
"Guys, the customer is claiming their lines are not working again, can you make some testy calls to prove they're talking bollocks"
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