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Verb: When a dancer grinds on you and makes you cum in your pants during a lap dance.
"You can go to Candybar and get a lap job"
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If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)
From RvB
Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!
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"Was he a good lay?"
"He was good with his tongue, but he had a lap pinky"
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Many Wogs with their moded up Holden Commodores and Ford Falcons with loud exhausts cruising down the town of Oakleigh and blasting loud music past Vanilla Cafe on Chester Street and turning left onto Station Street and another left turn onto Portman Street past the cafe of Nikos and finally a final left turn to Atkinson Street to complete a lap. Many Wogs hope for the attention of shu babes (fit chicks) looking at their cars as they cruise past oakeigh with bangers on the subbies and wearing versache glasses or carrere's to show their true wogginess .
ella boys pame oaks laps before we go down chapel
Ella baby wanna do some oak laps in my calais
opa mus kani to munga with this falcon doing oak laps
bro i swear to god re this full glamour re frothed me when i did oak laps past in my VL turbo going zutututu
When there's not enough seats in a car. Or if someone wants their significant other to sit on their lap
"There's too many people" "we gonna lap up then!"
"Aye girl come come lap up with me."
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When someone does something exponentially stupid, you tell them to "Take a Lap".
At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.
May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her
RJ: Did you know that the polar ice caps are getting bigger?!
Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...
RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!
Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.
RJ: Idk how to spell lap?
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or
Moe: I laughed at her
Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!
Moe: Take a lap.
Jordan: Swim a lap!
Moe: Take another lap for that one.
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droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules
She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.