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The act of sqeezing your opponent by wrapping them with both your arms and legs. They will be supporting your body weight as you squeeze very tightly and yell very loundly "ANACONDA SQUEEEEEEZZEE"
For more information watch Nacho Libre.
"Choncho I will defeat him with my super move" says Nacho
-jumps on opponent-
"ANACONDA SQUEEZE" Nacho yells loudly as he attempts to bring down the other wrestler.
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Name given to the Civil War plan devised by Union General Winfield Scott to seal the South off from the rest of the world.
Anaconda means huge snake. General Winfield Scott made the Anaconda Plan.
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The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.
She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.
"I had sex with Cody last night and man did he have an Anaconda Dick"
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Taking an extremely long shit in your toilet, not wiping, and leaving it for your guests to walk in on.
"I had to go to the hospital to get worms and scabs removed from my asshole from the amount of Alaskan Anacondas I have been leaving lately lol"
An Armenian man with a huge penis
Hakop is such an Armenian anaconda
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When your husband is accused of fooling around with strippers, it's the wife's duty to report that he is well-endowed.
Despite accusations of strippers, Fergie invoked the Anaconda Rule, as her reason to stand by her man. Amen to that, sister.