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"The Minstrel's Bane" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "The Minstrel's Bane" is when you slip your flute into the case of the novice piper and allow him to practice his scales.
Apernam, though displeased with Shakti's falling prey to the Minstrel's Bane, forgave him, for he too was once fooled by the False Celery.
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A warlock character from the book series 'Mortal Instruments'. A fan of glitter and colors, despite his less than professional appearance he is quite powerful. Currently in a relationship with Alexander (Alec) Lightwood.
His 'warlock trait' are his golden-green cat eyes.
Warlocks in the 'Mortal Instruments' series are children of demons and humans.
Who's Magnus Bane?
An awesome, flamboyantly gay warlock.
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The act of placing ones balls in someone else’s mouth while wearing a c-pap mask and breathing heavy and using your best Bane voice. Bane is in reference of the comic character.
Occurs when having sex with a virgin, the male grabs her by the back of the neck, then inserts his middle and ring finger in her vagina while inserting his thumb in her anus (most effective when the pinkie and index finger is used to brace around the labia). At this point, the male hoists the female over his head and says in his best Bane impersonation "I wondered what would break first, my spirit, or your hymen!!" and slams her down on his erect penis.
My first girlfriend is a paraplegic because I Bane fucked her after prom.
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bane , drop
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1. The act of holding someone above your head, horizontaly, before letting them fall onto your rising knee, preferably landing so the knee strikes right in the middle of the spine.
Verb
1. To hold someone above your head, horizontally, before letting them fall onto your rising knee, preferably landing so the knee strikes right in the middle of the spine.
2. Breaking someone's back in the most badass way possible.
3. To break the Bat.
Moi: Dude, I just bane dropped that asshole!
Toi: Man, he totally deserved that!
Moi: I know right, running around on rooftops and jumping on people and shit?
Toi: Whu?
Bane is a Modern English word meaning "that which causes ruin or woe." Similar in meaning to the word problem. A Main Bane is the primary problem, something that screws up everything to the point where progress or success is never possible.
Closed-minded and undereducated people are the Main Bane to society, and are also more likely to be Raider fans.
JaMarcus Russell may not be able to hit the side of a house with a football, but any Raiders fan worth his salt knows that owner Al Davis is the Main Bane of the Raider Nation.
A girl that so beautiful. She can get any guy at the touch of her fingers. She has a lil ass but it is so cute on her it fits her. Any other girl is jealous of her. She is gorgeous and the best!
Guy: we need a break
Girl: wait what are you leaving me for someone else
Guy: yes
Girl: who
Guy: this gorgeous and the best person I know tanner banes