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A way of describing two or more girls, usually hot ones, who find each other incredibly funny but are as amusing for other people as a hammer in the face. The type of girls who make jokes to each other and laugh hysterically making every one else feel uncomfortable! Favourite topics include periods, penises, foreign languages and funny guys they have seen in the past!
Guy 1: Hey who's coming tonight.
Guy 2: those chicks from the bar...
Guy 1: What, the Benton and Bunkall chicks?
Guy2: Ye...
Guy 1: Fuck that, those chicks are about as funny as getting your nuts crushed in a vice!!
Guy 2: Fit though...
Guy 1: Fair
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton
Petros: are you coming to my party ?
Matthew: yeah definitely mate, wouldn't miss it for the world!
Narrator: This was a lie. Matthew had no intention of ever attending the party
1. To bail out of something at the last minute
2. To break a contract, verbal or written
3. To lie about a previously made agreement
The Matthew Benton
Petros: are you coming to my party ?
Matthew: yeah definitely
Narrator: Matthew never attends the party
Benton: (proper noun)
Benton is often underestimated, most people don’t know that he is actually a ninja in his spare time. When you’re being jumped in a dark alley it will be Benton that comes to your rescue. Most often Benton is shy and cute when in a public atmosphere, Benton is a loyal friend and would do anything for those he cares for .
“Help ! Benton ! I am being attacked !”
Holy smokes, did you see Benton? He’s so awesome!
Benton AKA Beanton, AKA Bentron, AKA Bentiny, AKA Ben10, is a person who will never join VC (Voice Chat) and has the worst sleep schedule known to man.
Person 1: hey it's 1:30 PM, do think Benton is awake?
Person 2: No, he will still be asleep for another hour.