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The Charizard Effect (Ch-Ar-eh-zar-ed Effekt) is when two or more people are in a similar situation with similar odds, and one party is exceptionally fortunate in comparison. Common when entering new en devours.
Original Derivation:
--Scenario: Friend 1 and Friend 2 purchase their first Pokemon Booster Packs.
Friend 1: *Opens package* Dude! I got a holographic Charizard! In my first ever booster pack!
Friend 2: Sweet! *Opens package* I only got a Squirtle...that is just my luck.
Later to be coined - "The Charizard Effect"
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Shiny charizard is everyone's favourite shiny Pokemon on Pokemon go
Somebody: I don't like shiny charizard
:Somebody else then quit Pokemon go
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The same as Charizard X but with two females instead.
The two women in the cell next to me were doing a Charizard Y all night.
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A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off
My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass
A sexual act in which you pee in the others mouth with your arms out wide and you have a stick coming out of your ass that’s on fire at the end
My mom accidentally walked in on me and my girlfriend when she was doing the charizard iced tea.
When you're jerking off and right before you nut you light your own pubic hairs on fire and angle your dick and nut on the flames putting them out. After get a hand held mirror look into it and yell, "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN"
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo you tryna hang out?
Guy 1: I don't know I've really been into auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: EVERYTHING MAN!
in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.
John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!
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