n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley coยทma
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
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You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"
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-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*
-the best thing ever
-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring
*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures
him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!
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The time period of about an hour after eating a Chipotle Burrito. Symptoms of Chipotle's revenge are: diarrhea, indigestion and sometimes vomiting. Sometimes a cleaning agent (see Chipotleaway) must be used to remove the blood stains from the eaters undergarments.
Jerry: "Dude I had Chipotle about an hour ago but now I need to take a huge shit! It tastes so good going in, but now it hurts."
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.
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When you walk into a restroom and all the toilets have chipotle childs in them, you have just stumbled upon a chipotle orphanage.
Dude, I went to take a crap and all the toilets had unflushed chipotle childs in them, this place must be a chipotle orphanage as no one is claiming them.
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The, typically horrific, bowel movement that ensues the morning after eating Chipotle.
Mike: Sorry I'm late guys, I just was dealing with my Chipotle Hangover.
Michael and Jeff: Your what..?
Mike: Ugh... The bowel movement because of my burrito last night.
The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.
Wow, I can't believe I just ate the WHOLE burrito. Now I've got a bad case of Chipotle Fingers.