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The entity on which anything can be blamed. Based on the 19th century French gentleman Cornelius Poisson, who allegedly was part of a syndicate of operatives who throughout history have been behind some of the greatest horrors and plagues in our world, such as statistics and the black plague. He supposedly got assasinated doing what he did best with his right hand, in the place he loved the most, the opera house. Some say there is a hidden statue of him somewhere in the sewers of Paris guarded by rats still carying the bubonic plague and rabies.
"I drove over my cat. Damn you, Cornelius Fish!"
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While titty fucking a girl you take a shit on her stomach and make her lick your asshole clean.
"So last night I gave Anastasia a cornelius fudge and made her lick that shit clean."
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the best fucking guy on the fucking planet who is way better than all the other assholes
that sam is a nonce felix cornelius is way cooler and he is sosexy and cool unlike kewei
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A term used to describe a businessman in his late 40s in Singapore. The person usually has kids, tattoos, a drinking addiction, has a funny voice and wears rectangular glasses. This term came into popularity around 2019 where teenagers from schools threw this term at students fathers who for the description.
Person 1: Dude your dad is such a Cornelius Yap
Person 2: oh most definitely his drinking addiction keeps me up all night
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A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."
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From the earth I rise, and to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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'You are such a Colonel Cornelius Cornwall'
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A man with beautiful hair and brows. Is strait but seems gay as fuck. He owns a nice chocolate man. Cornelius is usually called just Cornelius, though it isnt his name. Very sarcastic and has a lot of lady friends
Wow what a man, he gets all the ladies AND dicks, 100% must be a Armando Julius Cornelius