Ad Council

The American Ad Council produces advertising materials across all media to promote values beneficial to the American public, or some such ridiculousness. Failed crusades include the war on drugs, the war on smoking, the war on teen pregnancy, and, more recently, the war on being fat. Ad Council commercials tend to be smarmy, overbearing, and idiotic.

"I'm not a chicken; you're a turkey!"

"This is your brain on heroin. This is your LIFE! Your family!! Your dog..."

You may remember these television commercials, brought to you by the Ad Council.

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council kidd

Deprived young kid who grew up on a council estate... Job dodger, crack smoker, mugger, rapist (General naughtyness Council sytle)

Here comes Scott! - Got any laptops?

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Meme Council

The Meme Council is a group of Meme Lords that protect Memes, kill Memes, (which is how dead Memes are created) and create Memes. They can harness the power of any Meme and are some of the sauciest and juicy people you will every meet. You can become a Memer if you pass the “Trial of Memes” and once you are a Memer you will receive a Memer license. Once you are rank 72 up until rank 240 (The highest rank) you will be a Meme Lord.

I just got my Meme Lord license from the Meme Council.

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Ad Council

A group of incompetent, corrupt old crones who still base their anti-drug and sex-ed advertisements on research data from the 1950s. Also relates to the "successful" War on Drugs. So far, none of the advertisements have done anything to lessen the increase in drug use, teenage pregnancies, and murders.

"Marijuanna is an evil, deadly tool of Satan which kills people if they even get close to it".
-Brought to you by the Ad Council.

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council cunt

Young woman or teenage girl with a vast fanny due to excessive unsafe penetration often accompanied by a horde of small children all fathered by different men.

Concerned father to his son: "Beware of girls called Kylie, Chardonnay, Crystal, Sharon, Vicky - they're more than likely to have council cunts..."

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Bro Council

noun- A meeting of bros to discuss things or events in one bro's life. The topics of these meeting should be held with the utmost secrecy among bros and should not be discussed with any female whatsoever. At the conclusion of the bro council, the topic shall be no longer discussed and the bros who participated in the meeting shall act as if no meeting has occurred.

Bro 1-"Dude, we need to have a bro council. The girl I've been banging for the past month wants to date me."

Bro 2- "This calls for an emergency bro council. I will send word to our fellow bros."

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Council Meeting

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.

"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely

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