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(n.) A bloody beat-down of 3 or more jews; Can be cause by filling tube socks with wood screws and taking batting practice to their little jew faces; (v.) simply shitting in a pot in and drowning a jew's fucking kike face in it.
Mark: " Hey there's that fucking jew Goldensteinbergman"
Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"
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When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.
I know someone that served the men in army unit Crockpot Hot Chocolate at the Christmas party.
Getting stewed; Getting stewie; Getting drunk/drinking.
Hey what are you up to tonight?
Not much just Topping off the crockpot trying to find a party.
Making a devil’s crockpot is when you drop a deuce after taking a piss, and then masturbate and finally cum on your shit and piss. It is the abomination known as a devil’s crockpot.
(Flushing during the process does not count)
Person 1: Dude, last night I went over to Jeremy’s house to make a devil’s crockpot in his mom’s toilet. I didn’t flush it, and blamed it on Jeremy. The look on his face was priceless.
Person 2: 😳
When something so unbelievable it's outlandish
I told Chris his story was a crockpot full of shit because there was no way he jump of the radio tower downtown on the high rise
When you are eating her out and accidentally chunky vomit inside of her vagina.
Guy #1: Man things were getting crazy last night. She farted up my nose while i was eating her out and we made beef stew in a crockpot.
Guy #2: That is vile man....
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The girl equivalent to blue balls.
Last night, Sam left me on Steamin Hot Crockpot Pussy when he made out with me for an hour and then dipped.