A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up
“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”
“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan
Someone who gets pegged while playing FutChamps as they'd rather game then have sex
Did you hear that my bro did a dirty dan last night
He loves fifa more than his gf
Is a winner. Commonly known as an Erica.
No, haha you are funny actually I’m dirty dan!
When a baseball players batting average is below a three digit number
Quitavious has been Dirty Dan in the cut all season.