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Something done in an extraordinary fashion, in an absolutely perfect manner. Much like anything done by Roger Federer on a tennis court.
1.Pink Floyd performed a Federer-esque performance in recording the album "Wish you were here".
2.Jennifer Hawkins is to sexy what Roger Federer is to tennis.
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One of the greatest tennis player of all time. Was born in Basel, Switzerland and is currently the only player to have won both the Wimbledon and U.S. Open singles titles in three consecutive years (2004-2006).
The accuracy and spin in his shots are amazing.
"I've won Wimbledon three times and I wish I could play like Roger Federer" - John McEnroe
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*robert_downey_jr.jpg*
There are federal agents outside my house.
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To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.
Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude."
Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"
A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.
Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!
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What Madoff could have been if he could print his own currency
Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"
Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"
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The act of having so much swag that the federal government wants to tax it.
Elton John is rockin' his federal swag.