Rural Dictionary

fire

The "chemistry" or emotional passion in a relationship. The "spark" in such. Fire: passion, excitement, adventure, love.

Girl1: So why did you and Marc Break up?
Girl2: I just didn't feel the fire, ya know?

Girl1: Oh.

by Bethi:) November 27, 2010

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Firee

A person who has been given the sack(now or sometimes in the past).

'Did you hear Gosling got fired from the set of "The Lovely Bones"?'
'You shittin' me, right?'
'Neah man. He's a firee now like the rest of us.'

by BCardician June 4, 2012

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Fired

When a job becomes terminated due to work performance or company cuts

Chad : Hey Jim you wanted to see me!
Jim : Uh yeah sorry to tell you this Chad but your Fired!
Chad : WHAT! Fuck dude why would you Fire me?
Jim : Well you can't tell a customer she's a cunt and then tell her to go stick her pussy in her man's raw dick for one!
Chad : GOD DAMN'T Jim I can't be Fired I got kids!
Jim : We all do Chad and im just doing what's best for the company!
Chad : I can't believe you Fired me after all the times I stuck my cock in your mouth and asshole!
Jim : Please don't rub your cock in my face it will just make this harder! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Well you always made me hard come on suck it you know you want to! (wink)
Jim : Well! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! (gag) (gag)
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! OH Yeah you always liked a deep throat!

Kiersten : Hey Jim I hoped you Fired Chad WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Jim : I was just say goodbye to Chad! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Ohh! Jim likes my warm jizz on his face!
Kiersten : Well don't mind me! Uhhh!
Jim : I hope we can still be friends Chad I really didn't want to Fire you!
Chad : Sorry dude but I no longer have to kiss you ass anymore LATERS!
Jim : (sniff) (sniff)