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From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, because that would be too scary for them. Nor are they truly heterosexual in any mature sense. Mostly they are whimpering little boys who can't deal with adult life, and project all their fear and hostility onto women, rather than having the spine to handle their own shit. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club; in case you hadn't noticed, Al Bundy is an idiot.
If you're scared of women, scared of sex, scared of life, and need someone to blame it on, you're eligible for a He-Man Woman Haters Club.
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One of the choice weapons in any reputable pimp's arsenal. Not quite as good as a pimp slap, as the he-bitch-man-slap can only be used to pimps to male gigolos. However any such threat of the he-bitch-man-slap should be backed up by a wavering of the pimp hand and should make the bitch cower like jelly being eaten by a wobbly man from jim davidson's generation game.
In short: Weapon for controlling He-bitches
"Don't make me he-bitch-man-slap you man!"
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It's Kinda Like A Pimp Slap But Without Baby Powder, A Little More Brutish
"Hey Buddy, Don't Make Me He Bitch Man Slap You!"
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The ONLY way for a man to properly refer to a bitch slap to another man. This is done by essentialy back handing the other man in question with enough force for his eyes to spin in their sockets, giving him a clear view of his brain.
Guy 1 (loser): "I'm so cool! What up homie! I'm so cool!"
Guy 2 (p.i.m.p.): WHAP! "Bitch! Back off or I'll he-bitch-man-slap you again!"
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1:A boy being confused over the life of Yoda fomr starwars.
2:Fool
3:Mannette
Watching starwars,and whats this, Yoda comes strolling his little green ass across the screen,Mannette:"Was he once a man?", me and my other friend.......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx10.
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The most convincing sentence in court.
Judge:I sentence u to 20 years of prison for 3rd degree murder.
Homie: free my man he ain’t do nun
Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.
“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.