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A Man who Repairs unbroken items. He tends to act like The Cat in the Hat at time, and has a tendency to piss people the fuck off.
Dude 1: Damn the remote's broken.
Dude 2: Nah, it just needs new batteries.
RMMMMMMM: I'll save the day because I am Repair Man Man Man Man Man Man Man . . . (*crash*)
Dude 2: Hide the remote man!
Dude !: I can't he broke my fucking arm, asshole.
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Doing the man-man is when you bend down on a girl while ejectulating all over her face and taking a shit on her boobs.
Last night Ryan did the man-man on Jessica's face and her mom walked in and vomited everywhere!
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1) A successful man that totally rejects the femininization of today's metrosexual male.
2) A man that is macho by default.
A man's man eats meat(and plenty of it), he doesn't get manicures, he shaves when he feels like it, he drinks beer not wine, he absolutely does not know French, he plays dodgeball, he works hard, he is admired for his manliness by other manly men, and most of all, he's very heterosexual.
NOTE: A Man's man is highly sought after by women who want to feminize him through marriage usually with negative results.
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swift as the coursing river
With all the force of a great typhoon
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
captain shang will make a man out of you
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A sentence suffix which, when added, makes anyone sound like the Dude from "The Big Lebowski".
Four score and seven years ago, man. - A. Lincoln
I have a dream, man. - MLK
To be or not to be? That is the question, man. - Wm. Shakespeare
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Talking about yourself or another person in a third person
Mans is hungry
Mans gotta do what mans gotta do
Mans is feeling good today
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