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pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out
that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini
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An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends
Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend
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to kick someone out of your bed mid-thrust
You're just not doing it for me, so.....you're getting martinied and you should just go back downtown.
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The term made mainstream by the band Blackjack Billy in the song “The Booze Cruise.”
The literal definition is “a body shot off a string bikini”
1. I drank so many Hillbilly Martinis at the pool party at Put-in-bay.
2. During spring break in Daytona Beach, I blacked out from too many Hillbilly Martinis.
3. At Myrtle Beach there is a Hillbilly Martini guarantee.
4. Hillbilly Martinis will get you in the summer.
5. All of these girls, not enough time for Hillbilly Martinis from all.
6. WV Wesleyan girls are the best for Hillbilly Martinis.
Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.
The classic design of pubic hair on a girl with the triangle on top and then the stem is the fun bit.
"Well I know I should be going Brazilian or Hollywood but I still like to be like Tina and have the Espresso Martini down there.."
When people order a draft beer and put olives in it to give the apperance of a sophisticated beverage.
Bartender, give me a redneck martini, I need to look posh and drink a beer at the same time