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A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.
Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag
When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.
Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”
Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
A girl who has just had her virginity take.
Teenage Boy: Yo Mary Poppins.
Teenage Girl 1: (crying hysterically) Leave me alone!
Teenage Girl 2: You slut. Who'd you sleep with?
A verb for doing something practically perfect in every way.
Past Tense: Damn homie, she just Mary Poppinsed that sh*t.
Present Participle: Give me a sec, I am Mary Poppinsing this sh*t real quick.
Future Tense: You got this homie, go Mary Poppins that sh*t.
Christ! It means "virtually perfect in every way"
She is the Mary Poppins of the political world.
He is the Mary Poppins of chess.
They are the Mary Poppins of basketball.
The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.
When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno
Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!