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To pull out just enough to win a game and/or bet. It is said that whenever someone wanted to bet Milton Berle that they had a bigger penis, Milton always accepted the challenge. He never lost a bet. Not only that, he never pulled his entire penis out. He only pulled out enough to win.
That was a Milton Berle game by the Cavs. They could've won by a lot more if they wanted to.
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When you start a new job but don't quit your old job, thus getting two paychecks for one. Bonus points when your old job finds out and still postpones letting you go.
Steve managed to "reverse milton" Initech for a month while he started his new job at Flowtech. It took them 3 weeks to notice he wasn't there anymore!
A place in Ohio that is beautiful to visitors and a hell hole for people who live there. It sounds like it was pretty cool around the 20's or whenever-- Craig Beach used to be a little amusement park with roller coasters, water slides, food stalls and cabins. Seriously, look it up. More recently, however, If the undiscovered dead bodies in the lake don't scare you off, I'm sure the drug dealers, gangs, rampant fuck boys, furries and E. coli will.
People from Kent : "Where the fuck is Lake Milton?"
People from Lake Milton: "Trust me, you don't want to know. Don't look for us."
A city in England. Home of the concreate Cows, lots of trees and a friggin awesome shopping center, PLUS many amazing people who all love Nigerians
"Im off to Milton Keynes next week end"
"Oh? How utterly amazing! Say hi to the Cows for me."
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The magnitude scale of an girl's ass. The best ass can be a Milton Bradley, and you subtract a letter from the name as the ass gets worse and worse. A mediocre ass would be a "Milt", because you have subtracted the "on Bradley" from Milton Bradley. An abbreviation can just be Milton for a good ass.
Jim: "Yo she got a Milton Bradley."
Bobby: "Nah, man, that's only a Milto, it doesn't the girth."
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A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.
Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.
MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.
Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D
Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?
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A world-renowned economist, statistician, and professor at the University of Chicago. Also a recipient of the Nobel Prize in economics.
Milton Friedman is cooler than you.
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