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Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.
My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.
The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.
I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.
The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.
Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!
Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.
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Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.
That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.
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(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet
I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.
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The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.
It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!
A chick with hairy knuckles
Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens