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When a bubbly mixture of seamen, blood and fecal matter slips out of a lady's chuff. Predominantly post coitus.
Awh dude, i thought i might have had some speckles but a neapolitan love-slide ..?! Come on!
The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.
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A white woman with dyed red hair who's carpet doesn't match her drapes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Example 1-
Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*
Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever
When a black and a white guy stick their wee wees into a bagina of a girl.
Neapolitan Ice Cream:
chocolate
strawberry
vanilla
Me and Jamaal did Miss. Dingle Neapolitan style.
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When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time
Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream
Guy 2: gross
The act of impregnating a female, while your testicles are dangling in a running meat grinder and you’re both eating Neapolitan flavored ice cream.
Hey babe! Wanna try the Neapolitan Meat Grinder tonight?
When a man ejaculates into a woman's anus, and then she stands over him, then she defecates the semen followed with feces, while squirting menstrual blood onto his chest all at the same time, and then licking it up.
She told me she wanted to try something new, something she heard in a club bathroom... Neapolitan Body Shot sounded fun! Ive never looked her in the eyes since.
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