Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

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You Need It

if you need it you must get it from a giver to not need it anymore. Also a giver must tell you wether you need it or not you do not have any authority to say whether you need it or not. also you must be over a 6 in hottness to need it.

holy shit you need it you really fuking need it

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you need

A low key way for asking some one if tgey need drugs wothout asking directly.

Dealer: you need?
Buyer: ye bro what you got

Dealer: what you need

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I needed that

Ratchet’s phrase used in the cartoon Transformers Prime when bulkhead tends to break something Ratchet needs

Bulkhead I needed that!

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Needful Rocket

A term commonly used by middle eastern and/or Bangalore thugs in a fit of anger. Common Indian term of "Do the needful" used in as a threat and or angry gesture.

Please comply sherpa, or I will send most needful rocket. Satin Slipper will send a needful rocket if you do not do what is required.

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need to breed

Every chick is born with it. They just got the urge to fill that hole.

“That chick over there is giving me major need to breed vibes bro”

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Special Needs

1)A great band

2)A great song

3)A not so great mental disorder

1) I saw Special Needs perform last night.

2) I bought the song Special Needs for my iPod. Very good.

3) I have special needs. Eh.

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