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politician

Not just a person whose basically more trouble than they're worth, corrupt and evil, but they're also literally a fine representation of everything that's currently wrong with the world.

"Money", "Notoriety", and "Power", as well "Themselves" are the ONLY things that Politicians care about. Because they're professional liars, they'll do whatever it takes to get these things.

In addition, Politicians pretend to "care" about less fortunate people or "support" charities, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them or take advantage of them, as well as wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets, or even passing biased and hypocritical laws that only suits THEM, but not SOCIETY, that don't even make the slightest bit of sense.

Another thing with Politicians, is when bad things happen in the world, they point the finger of blame at whoever they want, just to cause problems.

Politicians are corrupt, evil, and greedy.

by ChrisMBurdick July 12, 2016


politician

A person who can talk for hours and never say anything.

little shit: I'm going to be a politician when I grow up
-what?

by RagnavokeSA May 15, 2013

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politician

An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole

by Eric Kemp August 11, 2007

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Politician

1. Someone who sucks.

2. A professioanl liar.

3. A retard who gets votes.

4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.

5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.

The liar could be called a Politician , if you were so kind.

by Inanimate December 13, 2007

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politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican

that republican is a politician

by joebob February 15, 2003

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Politician

Someone who couldn't get a real job, so instead settled for lying their way through life.

You know it's true. Politicians suck.

by Zora12322 November 3, 2010

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politician

a back-stabbing piece of shit that should have to live by the same laws as everyone else. Monarchy got fucking thrown out when WE the PEOPLE developed a little thing called the CONSTITUTION and BILL OF RIGHTS that apply to ALL PEOPLE including politicians, illegal immigrants, excons, etc. Funny how they think it's okay to vote themselves a raise and pass more fucking laws that we have to live by and they don't. Oh, and as for sex offender registries, there should be a registry for everyone and everything so we can air out all of our dirty laundry to the world because I think its important to know that my neighbor fucked his dog and got a DUI and has a meth lab. I don't know how I would get through my day not knowing that.

That politician really thinks his shit doesn't stink and deserves a pay raise!

by justiceright March 17, 2010

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