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Someone who rides the range in search of rump.
*points at an obviously gay man cruising for some man love.
Hey look at that ranger!!!!
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The G-Unit truck and official off-roading machine. Unless it has the 24's that dont quit spinnin
Damn those 24's are still spinnin yo! We were in wal mart for an hour
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To summon your inner manhood- prepare yourself for an immense amount of suffering and learn to enjoy it. To man up and keep pushing either in a combat situation or a civil situation.
"Private, I don't give a f*ck if your feet are bleeding ranger up and finish this ruck march."
"Bro, this chick is super hot but shes got a fat friend who needs a companion, ranger up and be a wingman"
"Half of my equipment is broken, people are shooting at me, but I still ranger up and keep humping along"
"the fuck you mean you cant drink anymore, ranger up son"
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(n): A bottle-cap/top sized shot of any liquor snorted via the nose.
Friend: "Take this Ranger Shot to wake you up." *pours a splash of Bacardi 151 in it's top*
Me: "Ok!"
*grabs the top, tilts it back, and snorts the alcohol*
Me: "Wow! That fucking hurts! Let's go light things on fire!"
random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk... also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken piss
this damn sack ranger at the gym today had his eyes all over my shit man!
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Someone who shops curbsides, trash bins and dumpsters for useful or valuable items, often items that just need to be cleaned slightly to appear new again. A treasure ranger is always on the look out for free stuff during their daily lives and does not like the terms "dumpster diving" or "trash picking" because they don't go to places just to search through the trash, but instead have eagle eyes and will divert course to save a cool thing from it's landfill fate.
Beth and I treasure ranger'd a brand new bookshelf and two cute Target laundry baskets that just need to be cleaned on the way home.
A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...
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