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sacred baby

A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.

me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 23, 2003

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Sacred Gaggle

The greatest thing on earth, a group of sacred chickens.

Dave: WOW! I saw a sacred gaggle yesterday!
Sally: Oh my god, how did you find one?!

by D.J Cunt Whistler October 12, 2016


Sacred Texts

The sacred Jedi texts were a collection of books and scrolls kept within a uneti tree near the first Jedi Temple on the aquatic planet of Ahch-To. They were said to contain ancient scriptures, lost Jedi wisdom, and abilities

"The Sacred Texts!"
Luke Skywalker 2017

by AnakinSkyswolker February 11, 2018


Sacred Age

Spiritual Lynguistic Rapper From Ontario Touching On Subjects From Buvarian Illuminati/The Elite to Paranormal Entities/Wushu.
Wu Watchmen Affiliate.
Creator Of Hip Hop Group Silent Knights

Hip Hop Rap Wu Tang Sacred Age Illuminati Annunaki Paranormal

by AlienGodSun November 8, 2010


sacred chin

when two doubles chins of the same neck can be folded together and create one big double chin for a storage space which opens an interdimensional portal for squidward on a chair

Doctor: you should lose weight

Me: but what about my sacred chin?
Docotr: your what??...
Me: *squidward starts to poke out of sacred chin*

Me: *shoves squidward back inside* not now squidward ..

by krunchie caren November 15, 2020


Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.

Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.

by Qxl April 5, 2020


Sacred Saint

A very sacred person.Sacred means something holy like.A saint is a person that is close to god or is very holy.So it basically means Very holy godly person.

Person A:HEY THAT'S A SACRED SAINT LOOK!
Person B:OH MY GOD HE'S SO HOLY.

by Awuz February 20, 2016