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When a pro player makes another account to play with noobs instead of other players
Choking your dick until it turns blue
Phil: I wanna tongue-punch your chocolate starfish, but first I've got to smurf-it
Bob: What the fuck dad
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When a guy with a small dick gets blue balled.
Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
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A "Smurf" a person or group of people ranging in age from a baby, toddler, child, teenager to adolescent, or simply under Parental control.
The word "Smurf" is taken from the comic and TV "The Smurfs" who's many different characters mimic the behavior of today's young adults. The reason behind the Word is that all young adults will cause adults to swear in frustration, to use blue language and because of this "Smurf" if the perfect word to describe all young adults.
See Wiki reference for list of characters and further details at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
Your Smurf is adorable.
The Smurf's have been well behaved all day.
The Smurf's are outside playing in the garden.
She is your Smurf honey, can't you tell her she was wrong.
The Smurf has been a complete arse and refused to go to school.
The <censored> Smurf dropped my laptop!
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A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.
Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.
Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs
Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
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To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
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