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Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"
"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"
Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.
"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"
"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."
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(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds
Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$
Nickname for the covid strain BA.2. AKA batwo, bato, batu, or simply ice.
Yo, with my vax shots I survived through delta and omicron. But this bat.shit strain is really kicking my ass...
The antagonist of the first part of the Crossed Boundaries series, a saw blade axe wielding serial killer infamously known for murdering half of the population of the fictional town; Blood Creek, Tennessee. The character itself is portrayed by Jake Merritt, the lead singer and song artist of Isolated Ataraxia, and who is the co-author of the series. However, the sequel: The Waters We Lie Low, The Strained becomes the protagonist of the story, his appearance only being within the two entries, regardless, he stays true as a fan-favorite.
“...later. The graffitied name had been displayed upon the restaurants front door. The Strained.”