Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.
“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”
A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.
I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.
When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.
Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”
Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.
Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.
What you do when drunk and driving. Going from one lane to the other or swerving between lanes, or in the same lane. Probable cause for DUI
"I was so smashed last night, i was TYPEWRITING all the way home"