wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.

We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.

Wok of Shame

The walk that you take after you eat way too much at a Chinese restaurant or Chinese buffet. A mixed feeling of shame, guilt, and overall displeasure with the decision that you have just made.

After stuffing ourselves with 4 pounds of chicken lo mein, me and Mike took the Wok of Shame back to work.

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wok and roll

an Asian restaurant that serves both Chinese and Japanese food

I wanted both orange peel shrimp and sushi, so I went to a wok and roll restaurant.

C-Wok

A dance done by asians from the suburbs that imitates the crip-walk of gangsters from inner city Los Angeles.

'check it out he's c-woking'
'you mean c-walking?'
'nah, he ain't black'

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Wok-eye

One who cannot focus both eyes at the same point, otherwise known as a lazy eye, or strabismus.

Who's Nick?...
...You know wok-eye

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welsh wok

a welsh man that has alot of unprotected sexual incounters.

girl 1: he is so cute
girl 2: havent you heard? he is a total welsh wok.

wok-sexual

Someone who is pansexual but specifically into Asians.

I'm so into Asians! I'm such a wok-sexual

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