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An attractive or appetizing female reproductive entrance.
Damn man, I hella went down on Ashley's Sexy Calzone last night.
Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.
Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!
To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."
When your Penis is folded over and bleeding, it looks like a folded Pizza.
“He woke up to find he had a really bad Calzone Cock”
“Man your boy is looking like a Calzone Cock today”
A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?
Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
A naturalized Arizona Resident Born in Californa
"I don't hate ALL Californians, one of my closest friend is a Calzone!"
Before penetration, begin tossing pizza dough to land onto your penis, and proceed to spit the tomato sauce you’ve had held in your mouth onto your dough covered weiner to use as lube and you complete the Calzone by finally putting it in creating a delicious masterpiece!
Hey baby, i got some pizza stuff for tonight, maybe we can do the calzone finally tonight