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when a person with dentures takes them out then performs fellatio
guillotine rub a is blowjob from a person without any teeth
When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"
A name given to large, razor-like blade that was used to execute people in a quick and "painless" fashion. The French became obsessed with it, especially during the late 18th century and early 19th century, when the French Revolution was at its peak. Two of the most famous people executed by use of this machine were King Louis XVI and his wife, the famous (or infamous) Marie Antoinette, the last queen of France. Many thousands more were murdered this way. The mechanism is released via rope and falls under its weight, severing the head from the body underneath it. The death is supposed to painless, but there was some evidence that the machine wasn't always effective and some even believe that a few heads survived for 10 or 15 seconds after decapitation. The last person who met with Madame Guillotine did so on September 10th, 1977.
The Queen has been charged with treason, incest and depleting the royal funds. She is sentenced to death, the same way her husband was executed, via a visit with Madame Guillotine
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When one wizzes into a toilet with the seat up and an imperfect seat mechanism causes the seat to fall and break the stream thereby sending piss everywhere.
"Dude did you pee on yourself?" "No dude that crappy commode Pee-guillotined me!"
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an entire ass or just the sphincter itself
man did you see the turd guillotine on that chick?
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When you stick a sharp object onto the end of your penis, then make a bitch deepthroat you until it cuts her throat.
This dumb bitch told me to give her the guatemalan guillotine, now she is dead of suffocation.
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The act of shanking someone through the temple into the brain while he/she blows you, causing him/her to involuntarily bite down on the penis with maximum force, as they die. Often suggested as a test for the virility of the shank-er (as a sufficiently turgid member should withstand the maximum force exerted by a jawing).
This bitch started throwing up while rimming me, so I gave her the ol' Arabian Guillotine. In retrospect, I may have acted rashly. Such is life.
"Give her the ol' arabian guillotine!"
"LOL!"
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