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An alternative to scenic route.
When you are driving or walking somewhere and you realize you’ve been on the route before.
Friend: How about we take the scene it route to the movies?
Friend 2: Don’t you mean the scenic route?
Friend: Nope.
A route that involves changing freeways or highways multiple times to get to your destination.
I took the "dayton route" to get from Akron to Parma.
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The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Ending in the History of Shitposters, or the Proto Route.
A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.
Home Field Advantage:
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject
"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"
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Doing anything in bed with another man whilst you are a fellow man. does not have to be sexual in any way.
it is a good idea but will have to go "The Faggot Route" and watch the game in my bed.
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smoking pot in a moving vehicle.
Dude, wanna go on a hoot route when we get out of work?
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It's when you decide to go to a community college for 2 years after High School and then transfer to a university like Barack Obama did.
Dude 1: "Hey, what you're gonna do after high school graduation?"
Dude 2: "I'm taking the Obama Route, minus the President part."
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A system of backroads and throughstreets that lead you to where you started. Used by stoners with nowhere to smoke weed in a congested city. They drive these routes while smoking weed, because they are convinced that no police ever go through the systems of roads they used.
Joe: 'Hey fucknugget, don't spark that, cops come through here."
Chris: "Aight, Joe, lets go on a smoke route, hop in my car"
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