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When you bang a mom and a daughter at the same time. Usually they are the truckers.
I stopped at a foristell, mo. truck stop. Thumb up hitchhiking. Rules of the road.... they said trucker's trio
A popular rest area mens room act where 3 dudes get in one stall, the first dude sits on the toilet, the second dude stands facing the first dude with his feet inside a tall shopping bag, thus hiding his presence from the outside, he gets blown by the first dude, the third dude is naked and sitting on the shoulders of dude two, now dude three is much taller than the stall door negating the purpose of the shopping bag, but he is only there because it's funny as shit when there is a naked dude on another dudes shoulders.
Tim felt fancy standing in a Nordstroms bag while his two new friends helped him complete a Kingston Trio.
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Phara0h' and ultranonce were too busy fisting each other while listening to gayass black metal to appreciate the sheer greatness of Alkaline Trio.
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A band that no-one seems to dislike. They are signed to the Vagrant record label.
Jill: I like Alkaline Trio.
Bill: What label are they on?
Jill: Vagrant records
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one of the greatest bands to ever roam the face of this degenerate earth. and probably one of the most hated as well. alkaline trio will always be around and still hauling ass.
poseur chick: hey! what are you listening to?
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.
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The ultimate hardcore raving group. Composed of three parts, Arctic Popsicle, Arctic Thunder and Arctic Flame. Known for raving so hard that, much like the drug known as Charlie Sheen, simply observing the awesome might of their raving powers will cause your face to melt off. Many have attempted to emulate the Trio, but the rigors of weeks without sleep and the sheer quantity of drugs consumed by the group make this a foolish, if not fatal endeavor. The Arctic Trio will live on in history as the heart and soul of rave, leaving a guiding spirit for all aspiring ravers to follow.
I was raving last night and the Arctic Trio showed up.
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What could you say other than "WOW"
Alkaline Trio kicks more ass than a barrel of monkeys
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