coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

Coach C

Old perverted coach for elementary school that tickles and grasps the little girls but can serve up some hella good beef stew

Hey stop touching those little kids your'e pulling a Coach C!

Coach-hole

A coach who is a total asshole.

We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.

Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

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LSU Coaching

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

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Coach Milo

That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.

Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.

Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.

Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.

roach coach

A catering truck, especially one which frequents blue collar places of work; generally a modded pickup truck with insulated diamond-pattern doors covering a refrigerator case and a warmer unit with attached griddle.

"Naw, we wait till the roach coach comes around at 12:15 to take our lunch breaks around here."

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