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Dr. Seuss' real name.
Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.
Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.
A retarded ginger annoying ass kid
Theodor Brolin is annoying as fuck
Combining the word "bro" with the U.S. president Teddy Roosevelt's last name to form a more distinguished way to call someone a bro.
Phrase originally coined by Cool Dang Sarazing circa 2009. This phrase has become a popular insult/compliment to many people in the U.P. of Michigan.
bro 1 to self in mirror: what's up Theodore Broosevelt!
bro 1: "giggles to self"
A US president that continued his speech after he fucking got shot
He is also called "teddy Roosevelt"
Harry Cochems: Are you hit president?
Theodore Roosevelt: He pinked me Harry
Man this dude is a sith master.
Theo: Thank the force!
Zach: Laughs.
Theo: So I was reading my book last night...
Zach: Cracks up, snots on hand. Gross.
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The funniest french bastard ever, who likes to "do homework" and "go outside for a little bit" because he is such a good little French boy. He loves Starwars and even though he says the most racist things ever, he doesn't really mean it, and it's usually funny. May Theo go out through history and the "Funny French Boy Who Could"
Theo: Um Thew? I don't speak "Jew."
Theo: (insert here) for many moons.
(WAY over used, but it's always funny when he does it)
Theo: Heey, esé...
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A man who strikes up a conversation with a lesbian through a dating app with a sports question instead of hitting on her. And scores the date
Damn, He pulled a Dirty Theodore. He got a date with a lesbian by asking about football!
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