throws tissues

Verb.
The act of trying to comfort one from tears by physically assaulting them with throwing tissues at their faces. The best way to comfort your friend / boyfriend / girlfriend / stranger you just met 3 seconds ago.

Dude: I am sad right now and Im crying..
You: *throws tissues *
*winks *

tissue wars

Refers to the time of the covid-19 corona virus pandemic when people started fighting over tissue paper.

During the tissue wars, people would use tissue paper as if it were currency.

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

Jizz Tissue

A tissue used to catch your jizz on.

"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"

tissue baby

The putting of one's sperm in a tissue after ejaculation instead of using it for the impregnation of a women.

eric is such a waste of life, he should have been a tissue baby.

Happy Tissues

Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose.

Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.

Guy 2- How do you know?

Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues

Tissue Test

1) The process by which women rate "weepy" films. The more it makes them cry, be it through sadness, relief, happiness or just because someone had a cute face, the higher the film will rank.

2) The process by which men rate pornographic films. The more it makes them ejaculate, be it through domination, bondage, bukkake or just because someone had a cute ass, the higher the film will rank.

1) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Marley and Me, it's like a five on the tissue test!"

2) "Oh my God, you so have to watch Lesbian Fuckwhores, it's like a five on the tissue test!"