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1) William Shakespeare's first tragedy, probably the worst plot ever thought of. The original Sweeney Todd, only more brutal.
2) A very sad, obsessed, psychotic man who constantly reiterates every single thing that's wrong with his life, then proceeds to speak to rocks about it.
Wow, that guy's life is so ridiculously tragic...what a Titus Andronicus.
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Titus is known widely, especially for the 13 purple hearts he received for petting a small child in Iraq.
Titus has received multiple awards for his generous donation to the congress of federal salt shakers.
Aw man, That kid Titus Butler sure is a variant!
The actual living proof of perfection. Pulls whoever he wants when he wants. The leader of the rich boys of America club
Shit bro Titus The Mightiest just stole my girl right before wedding day.
This girl is really cute with a very tight ass. They’re really smart with superb grades. They talk a bunch and love curry.
Damn that girl’s ass is so tight, that’s gotta be Ann Titus.
Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
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When your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the ass, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her ass can't get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your dick to pull out.
Fred: Dude, I lost my dick last night in her ass!
George: Sounds like she reached titus maximus; she's gonna have head trauma and ass problems for a month.
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A sexual act where a man gets into a bridge position and the woman sits on top. Upon sitting, the man asks if she knows a man named Titus. When she replies no, he says: “Titus your mom!”
How was Sarah last night?
It was great, we had a crazy Titus’ Arch!
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