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Used to refer to when things temporarily break down.
Now used to describe a person or persons falsely imprisoning and raping family members, similar to being 'on the rob'.
'I haven't seen Dave for a while'
'I hear he's on the fritz'
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Fritz(v): The act of actively pursuing women properly deemed as "jailbait." Named after "Fritz" this verb can be used to describe any act of sexual aggression or interest directed towards a "jailbait' woman by an older man.
"Quick, stop the dance! He's fritzing! Hide the women! Oh the Humanity!!!
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A sexy guy that doesn't talk to any real girls a fritz only likes 2d girl
Girl 1 fritz is so hot
girl2 too bad he only like 2d girls
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Someone who is really hot and is dating kelsey. They will marry kelsey.
Some bitch: dam they are hot. They must be fritz
Other bitch: fr fr
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Noun. Someone who cheats at online games.
I caught that Fritz cheating again today.
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the f*cking ritz hotel-according to plum sykes Bergdorf Blondes
The Fritz is the best hotel, it's tottaly beyond!
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to subvert justice; to fix something so others won't know about it; to extend a criminal or civil legal matter and pretend someone is actually going to be punished; to get out of a crime
A drug dealer is discussing his case with his lawyer. His lawyer finally asks him "how much are you willing to spend to fritz this?"
A wealthy, prominent member of the community has been arrested for DWI. Before his trial begins, his lawyer approaches a member of the State's Attorney's office and asks "how much donation money is required to fritz his?
"An attractive speeder has been pulled over by a law enforcement officer. As he's approaching the car, she unbuttons her blouse to show an excessive amount of cleavage. She then turns to the officer and asks him "what is it going to take to fritz this?"
A child's mother buys him an expensive bicycle, which he carelessly leaves in a playmate's driveway. The front wheel is accidently ran over and crushed by the friends teenage brother. The boy hides the bike in his garage until his Father returns home, he then asks his Dad "can you fritz this so Mom won't know about it?"
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