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A mixed drink consisting of 6 oz. of Sprite and 3 oz. of Gin
Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
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+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)
+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches
(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)
dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic
La Monica De Tonic is The Monica Of Tonic. An absolutely stunning woman with dark silk hair that cascades down her shoulders. Her eyes are like onyx, deep and mysterious, drawing you in with their enchanting gaze. When she smiles, it's as if the whole room lights up, her laughter is infectious and hypnotic, leaving you wanting more. She is Radiant in positive energy, so her company is never a boredom. Conversation with Monica are enriched with knowledge and she is intuitive when others are talking! Monica exudes elegance and grace in life with every step she takes, a true beauty both inside and out. Monica is tonic with out a doubt!
When La Monica De Tonic laughs It is as if you are Hypnotized! My body is in a state of Paralysis. The only part of me where functionality is felt is my heart. Which is out of control under her laughter spell! The experience is tonic!
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The Dreamweaver Tonic is a shimmering liquid that radiates a soothing aura. When imbibed, it transports the drinker into a vivid and ethereal dreamscape. It enhances the dreamer's ability to shape their dreams, enabling them to explore fantastical realms and experience extraordinary adventures while they sleep.
Behold, the Dreamweaver Tonic! With a single sip, your slumber will transform into a gateway to limitless wonders. Unleash your imagination and embark on journeys beyond imagination within the realm of dreams.
drunken sex after drinking gin and tonic
Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.
A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.
Bartender:
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
An elegant cocktail made from the right mix of Bombay Sapphire, lemon, and tonic water. Its fans define it as "A whirlwind of the senses" since they state that a good Bombay & Tonic is much more than a cocktail: it is an experience that awakens creativity by activating all the senses. When tasted, the bright, fresh flavors of the botanicals of the acclaimed steam-infused BOMBAY SAPPHIRE® gin, combined with the perfect balance of a premium tonic, manages to awaken all five human senses (sight, sound, taste, smell, and touch).
Waiter: what would you like madam?
Miss: I'd need to stir my creativity, a Bombay & Tonic, please.