tonk

The sound made when an out of control mod is hit with a D cell maglite.

When is someone going to tonk Bk and the penguin.

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Tonk

Used in Great Britain, mainly England. Mainly used to describe a muscular strong guy/girl who has been putting the work in at the gym. Can also be used to describe girls who are pretty or have big backs.

"Man got tonk in gym"
"Jimmy was looking tonk today with his top off"
"That gyal there is tonk, I would deffo smash"

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Tonk

Noun

1 Violent masturbation session, particularly when depressed or hungry.

2 Vigorous post-workout masturbation in any gym's changing room or showers.

Verb

To bring ones' self or another male to orgasm following, or sometimes during, a workout in the gym

- "I've really worked up a sweat on the treadmill, I'm gonna go tonk in the

showers while my hands are still naturally lubed up".

- "Alright mate, fancy a quick tonk to relax after pumping these weights?" (N.b:

the verb "to pump" is often used as a double entendre as it can refer to both

weight-lifting and intense masturbation, hence rendering superfluous the use

of the actual word "tonk").

- "God, I hate having to clean these showers. So many guys tonk themselves

silly after they've finished working out, some of them leave a right mess!".

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Tonk

adjective: Tough, hard wearing, complex in build
Verb: To Tonk - to chase an objective in a highly energised and determined manner
Root: Tonka toys

Verb: Eg if one worked hard all day - I tonked it all day long, Eg (adj) Thats a tonk computer

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Tonks

thank you/thanks

"Here's the cd you wanted."
"Tonks"

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tonk

Term used in cricket to describe when a player is using powerful strokes in an attempt to score as many runs as quickly as possible.
Usually by hitting to ball to, or over, the boundary.

"With less than two overs left in the game and twenty-five runs to score these two batsmen will be looking to really tonk the ball to have a chance of winning"

To be: "Going the tonk".

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tonk

A card game that is played between 2-5 people and is usually played for money

Jason: wanna play tonk?
Ryan:Ya lets play a quick dollar game

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