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Toto wolf is the biggest cheat in motorsport history, who pays the FIA to rig races and sues them when he don't win.
Toto Wolf is a cheat who loves Michael Massi
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you can prepare yourself for this murder with a book
bit you have to discover the name of the book "how to kill Toto Wolff"
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The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."
November 17th is national Africa by Toto day
guy: “it’s my birthday today”
guy 2: “man that sucks, it’s November 17 National Africa by Toto day”
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That time in the spring, just after the snow melts, when you realize that the only way to get the stacks of uncovered dog poo to go away is to till them into the soil--towit: a toto-tiller is used. It's fertilizer right, RIGHT?
Wow that uncovered shiz pile by the garden was so immense that we ended up toto-tilling the whole thing. Lol mudseason in Vermont!
When a small group of homosexuals arrange to meet up to see a band or other event but due to their incompetence, one is missing. This is either due to forgetfulness or a manufactured excuse.
1st dude: Why isn’t Matthew here?
2nd dude: He said his car windscreen is broken.
1st dude: But we’re seeing Toto!