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The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
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Another way of saying "Mother Fucker!"
*Your friend hits you with a swift punch to the face* AH!! YOU MOTHER TRUCKER! I'll fucking kill you!
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Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.
"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"
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An individual who's soul purpose in life is to build the sickest lowrider mini truck ever and drag the hell out of the frame rails so that sparks illuminate the night.
Yo, that mini trucker has a sweet truck, drag that shit.
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The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.
Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...
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A floating turd in a motorway service station toilet.
There's a truckers truffle in that service station toilet bowl.
A technique of male masturbution, normally when the guy puts his hand on his dick when he's hard then moves his hand up and down rapidly until he cums
Dude I was so horny last nite, my bitch gave me an American trucker