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university high school tucson contains many fights , weed and nic fiens, and a bitch ass hoe named Fabiola. she is a raging cunt who needs to go to sex addicts anonymous or else she gonna end up in an episode of shameless.
did you hear about fabiola from university high school tucson tried to fuck mr ranjel in his wife’s bathroom ?
oh yeah i did, she also tried to blow 3 guys at once while jacking off 4 others
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When you kiss your friend’s dad while he’s on the toilet
Bracken: Oh yeah my dad is in the bathroom
Christian: Well in that case I’ll give him a Tucson How Do You Do!
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The sexual act of inserting a cactus into an orifice, for pleasure.
Friday night, my wife and I tried something new, called a Tucson Peggy, we didn't realize the cactus was poisonous.
When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra
Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado
A Tucson Blowjob is a variation of traditional fellatio in which the performer does not put the head of the penis in their mouth, but instead uses a side-to-side motion on the shaft, as though eating corn on the cob.
Daniel had a sore throat and did not want to irritate it further, so he opted to give his boyfriend a Tucson Blowjob.
Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.
Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!
Sex while both parties are experiencing violent food poisoning from Tex-Mex food.
“Ooh, they went to Spoons and had some bad carne asada, hit the Motel 6 to go to pound town, and had themselves a good old fashioned Tucson Shootout!”