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Tuscaloosa Trap

A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target

"When i use this Tuscaloosa Trap and I win..you will have to get Tuscaloosa Trap tattooed on your body."

by Calethegreattargetemployee January 5, 2007


Tuscaloosa

A place with many tribes;
Wannabe thugs, hackjob rappers, LOTS of stray methheads and dope whores; kids are older than their parents;

There are only 5 outcomes in T-town: Military, Firefighter/ Cop, Nurse, Failed Rappers, or Dead.

"Dude, is that girl twerking or having a seizure?"
"Nah, she's just overdosing."
"She must be from Tuscaloosa..."

by JARjarBinx October 14, 2019


Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle

At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.

"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"

"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."

by ObjectivityRach August 4, 2015