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The equal weighted average of faith hill and sheryl crow.
Is that sheryl crow? No. Is that faith hill? No. It’s shania Twain. Oh ya! Love her!
The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.
Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.
Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.
When driving a plow truck in the north and Shania Twain comes across the radio. Crank up the radio and pedal down
That last run of the night I definitely got twained!
Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
A super sexy man with massive testicles and a massive dick. A combination of the words 'two'(for two testicles) and 'mansplain.'
Girl 1: omg here comes Twain! He's such a sexy man!
Girl 2: ikr! Thr most sexiest man ever to walk the earth, with the most massive testicles ever!